Your Friends Parents have Invited you to go on Holiday with them

Your Friends parents have invited you to go on holiday with them

NOPE NOPE NOPE I do not like spiders or snakes. I would love to celebrate your b day with you but I am not going somewhere that tiny little thing and kill me.  So if you come home we will celebrate your b day at a later date. I hope you have a good time.

If I was a Teacher I Would....

If i was a teacher I would....

Kids, we have an issue with our camp dates.  It seems we will be at the camp with other schools.  I would like to use common sense and put off our trip for a week so we can have full use of the facilities.  If you would like to queue up to use the bathroom, the kitchen and the other fun things we can go on the day we planned or we go next week.

You have won 3 million

You have won 3 million

I won the money, it belongs to me! Therefore it is my right to tell anyone I like about my good fortune. If you have an issue with this go away and wait for your own lottery win, then you can keep it as secret as you like.